My weekend in pictures...

As I mentioned before, my crazy cousins came to visit this past weekend. It went a little something like this:

We started the weekend off with dinner and then tried out a few bars. We ended up at this really big bar that has pool, some sitting areas and a dance floor. A little something for everyone. My brother went out with us too. Which is really weird for me, since we don't ever volunteer to even be in the same room together. I guess at 27 and 29 we have finally decided we can be civil...My friend Beth also attended this outting.

After a quite a few drinks we decided to to take a break and sit down for a bit. Beside our table, there was a wall. It was about forehead height when we were sitting down. We were all laughing and joking when this very classy chick decides to take a break by sitting on said wall. In doing so, her very large ass was basically in Beth's face. Which might have been ok, if the chicks pants had not lost the battle with her ass.

Her entire bikini thong along with a hint of butt crack were hanging out of her pants in Beth's face. We all kind of giggled about it for a minute. Then Beth turned to us and said "Dare me to pluck her thong?". Before any of us could utter any hint of rejection or even encouragement, Beth was already in motion. She hooked her finger around the thong, pulled back, and let it snap.

The chick turns around and screams "What the Fuck!" as we all scatter. It all kinda all happened in slow motion. But as we were all bailing out of the booth, Beth looses her effing shoe! She gives me the deer in headlight look, as I dive under the table to retrieve the shoe. All the while thinking that this girl is closing in on us with her posse.

With her shoe clutched in hand, we made a mad dash for the dance floor so that we could hide ourselves in the crowd. Once we found a safe place, I chastized Beth for not giving us more warning.

We had to dodge that girl for the rest of the damn night! She was pissed and searching for us. Of course we were at the one bar where there was nothing else within walking distance! We were stuck there, with the girl that wanted to kill us, Beth in particular...

We still got sufficiently drunk, stumbled home, laughed alot and then passed out.

Extending a pinky adds a little class to any situation...

Saturday we were pretty slow to start. My ability to recover from a long night of drinking isn't quite what it used to be. But we headed out to the barn for some wholesome fun.

Doesn't everyone look happy?!?

We left the barn, got showers, and of course started drinking once again! We drank, and drank, and drank some more. Drinking has this funny effect on me....it makes me an amazing dancer!

And even more alcohol promts my friends, and cousins and I to take pictures of our cleavage.....i have no good reasoning for this one....

Butt crack or cleavage? I really think it could go either way...

Again, we stumbled home, laughed alot, and then passed out.

Sunday, we said screw the wholesome fun....I took my cousins to the drag brunch. Nothing like a little hair of the dog and some drag queens to get the day started.

We are drunk before lunch time!

After brunch, we went and sobered up for a bit at a local diner. We had an appointment to get matching tattoos at 3pm before my cousins needed to head back to the NC. More on that to come....